Alex Rodriguez
That’s Not A Baseball Bat In My Pants
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Alex Rodriguez tried to get the word out about a new meal prep company … but we’re not sure anyone heard about their protein-packed options — because they were distracted by his meat.
The former MLB star jumped on social media to push premade meals from a company called Tempo … and while his lips were moving in his video, the noticeable bulge in the front of his pants was really doing all the talking.
His A-Rod was barely being contained by his tight jeans — and the comments quickly filled up with chatter about his little slugger.
Eggplant emojis, mentions of tips — both health and otherwise — and even several gifs featuring Jennifer Lopez — one of Alex’s exes — were posted in the replies.

For his part, Alex seemingly hasn’t responded to the comments … instead focusing on the 10th anniversary of his final Major League Baseball game.
It looks like Alex could still get out there and rake … clearly, he’s still got good wood.
