Because there’s no shame in Mollen’s boy mom game.
Before she was wrapped up in this current controversy, the 47-year-old fully leaned into the mama’s boy stereotype. And the Internet had thoughts.
“Call me old-fashioned,” she kicked off a May 10 entry on her Substack, The Best Friend Experience with Jenny Mollen, “but I only want my sons to marry women with dead mothers. It’s my only shot at staying relevant, of seeming useful, and of winning by comparison.”
The way she saw it, continued the star, “Having boys is a mind f–k. It builds you up, only to tear you apart.”
When she and Biggs first welcomed their boys, “I couldn’t even go to the bathroom without my kids following,” Mollen wrote, detailing all the ways her kids were “the most emotionally high-maintenance men I’ve ever dated.”
But now that they’re not so needy, she’s had to grapple with the understanding that, “eventually, I will lose them.”
And she understands implicitly what she is up against.
